Official mugshot of Oskar Dirlewagner, and the profile picture of Afrikaner
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Official mugshot of Oskar Dirlewagner, and the profile picture of Afrikaner
Oskar Dirlewanger was born in Bikini Bottom and was nextdoor neighbors with Spongebob inside Pooniella. It is uncertain when he was born, but sometime in the 1940s, he was released from Pooniella and moved to Germany, where he later joined the NSDAP and the Waffen-SS under Jimmy Martin.
During the events of World War II, he served on the Austrian front of the NSDAP and was known for his brutal tactics of scorched earth, mass rape, and total war, and was feared by the imperial army. He was personally put in charge of his own brigade, aptly named the Dirlewanger Brigade, 36th SS brigade. He is known for several atrocities, including the Massacre of Ansfelden, where his unit killed almost 40,000 Austrian men, women, and children aged 8-80.
After the war, he escaped persecution and moved to Poland, where he would join an anti-communist rebel movement. He and an army of 7,500 militia men, mostly former NSDAP soldiers, began sacking and burning Polish villages from 1957 to 1963, killing nearly 750,000 Poles. Because of this, he grew a strong hatred of Slavic and especially Polish people. After he was caught by Polish police in 1963, he pleaded guilty and was sentenced to life without parole.
However, in 2024, Nazi-anarchist Islamic extremist Afrikaner would fly to Poland and bust Dirlewanger out of jail, and with the help of Uncle Free, he was safely brought to Syria to hide. For another year, he lived in seclusion until hearing news of the Novus Ordo. Upon finally learning that his old commanders were in the Novus Ordo, he immediately joined and enlisted to help his former superior, Jimmy Martin, fight against the Pope, just like the good old days.
With the resurrection of St. Hitler, he was personally sent to guard St. Hitler and to travel to Russia with a small team of Waffen-SS members to assist in the plan for the "Enslavement of Russia". He is currently in Moscow under a false identity, looking for an ancient proto-Slavic monolith said to link the Soul Cairn to this world.