TinyTown

TinyTown is a now destroyed country, with a deep and chaotic background. It was founded by Yogeen Tinii II after the Great Grease Fire of 1742. TinyTown existed for around 200 years, until it was dissolved in 2024 by Pope Francis. Its capital was the city of Caseville Michigan, and had land in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, the entire thumb, and had land claims over Sterling Heights, resulting in a war. TinyTown was a democratic monarchy, led by a snail dynasty known as the Tinii, and most government roles were composed by snails.

Following the Great Grease Fire of 1742, Yogeen Tinii II, McLorbian Tinii, and McDermott Tinii gained immense popular support from the already enraged snail population, and were rallied after seeing how the greatest government buildings were burnt. In a very short rebellion, lasting 3 months, the snails had been able to take Caseville and establish a snail ran government. In 1767, every human was expelled, however in 1793, this law was lifted after great economic hardships plagued the Town from not having a strong enough labor force.

TinyTown quickly had launched several military campaigns throughout Michigan following several wars which were known as "Flabian Revolts" although this name makes little sense as there were no revolts whatsoever. In this time, there were 100 Flabian Revolts from 1805-1860, and the thumb of Michigan was annexed. In 1895, an invasion was launched into the UP. In 1905, a small rebellion led by the TinyTown Crackateers sought to establish more rights for the human population, which was currently an enslaved workforce. The rebellion was led by famous Phil McCracken, who would later become one of the most important military figures in the esteemed TinyTown Reds.

The 152 Flabian Revolt, also known as the Crackateerian Revolt, were fighting hard against the snails, employing the tactic of marching through the streets playing bagpipes and drums, a highly effective way of demoralizing the snails. After a long fight, the humans had won the war and Phil McCracken was allowed to lead the newly formed TinyTown Reds, an elite paramilitary organization, feared by all, which swore to protect and serve the President of Tiny and all his governors and important people

TinyTown would exist peacefully for many more years, until Greasy Flabe Tinii took power in 2019 and had immediately brought several reforms, and sought to over industrialize the Town. He invented the Yellow Smart Car, a highly advanced car-plane hybrid which could self fly and, in some models, sentiently speak. Flabe in 2024, had attempted to take Sterling Heights from the independent Chuckist German states, resulting in a great bloody war, which ended in the Battle of Selfridge Air Base, which had thousands of dead TinyTown soldiers, and little German casualties. TinyTown had officially announced the war was unjust and unfair, a very common tactic, however this only sparked an insane amount of backlash

In mid 2024, TinyTown was split into 3 political factions. The TinyTown Loyalists who were still in support of Flabe, the Kosh TinyTowny party, a communist party led by Kosh himself, and the National Socialist TinyTown Party, led by German Chuckist Wilhelm von Potsdam, an experienced commander who fought and served in the Sterling Heights War. After immense debating and fighting, the NSTP was banned unjustly by Flabe, and a rallying meeting was intercepted by the TinyTown Reds and mainly were shot on the spot, however Wilhelm defended and managed to bring many to safety. The war was on.

After the Massacre of Caseville, the NSTP received several lend leases from the HRE, and in a few nights, several raids commenced, targeting Yellow Smart Car factories, the capturing of Bad Axe, and an attempted assassination on Flabe. Kosh TinyTowny had also succeeded, however the NSTP had quickly surrounded the city of Lapeer where the communists were based at, and were able to kill every communist there, however Kosh fled and managed to seek refuge in Saint Clair Shores. The war waged on for a few weeks, and it was certain the NSTP would win, however the slugs in the neighboring kingdom known as the Royal Slugs, had declared war on all three, and had started the most known Flabian Revolt.

The Royal Slugs, led by Kingston Chlada had a deep hatred towards snails after the TinyTown Reds had burnt the slug garden, and shortly after the NSTP had been defeated, and mass massacres on the snails. Almost 98% of TinyTown was pillaged and slaughtered by the slugs, until Kingston fell ill, and had to pull the Royal Slugs out of TinyTown.

Following the war, Tiny miraculously recovered and Flabe was still the president, however a new war would come, one that would eventually destroy TinyTown. In late 2024, Pope Francis would lead a complete invasion of TinyTown. TinyTown was immediately hit by severe bombing campaigns, and the mayor of Bay City, the infamous Tinious McBergenstein, was arrested and sent to imprisonment in Rome. The army quickly routed Caseville and had carpet bombed the city into rubble, and Phil McCracken was hung publically by Pope Francis. The Tinii estate on Charity Island was taken and all the Tinii family slaughtered. The war was deemed over, until a small island facility was discovered. Upon storming the island, it was discovered the island housed several interracial-snail breeding rooms, snail modification labs, and a very well defended campaign. The island was under siege for 3 days by Sicilian naval bombardment until HRE Marines landed, taking the island in 4 hours, but suffered heavy casualties. TinyTown was declared annexed and most remnants of cities were either burned, or were taken by the Snailish Church. 

Sometime later after the fall of the Town, the ground erupted and the area Tiny controlled was engulfed in a bright blue flash. Later, it was discovered that it had gone to a pocket dimension in the Eitknee Realm, existing in a new dimension untouchable by any normal means.