Poopula C. Schlenton is a non sentient, yet able to move, piece of poop. Poopula C. was formed in a cannon along with some clothes from a bin (blue jeans, brown dress shoes and ON OCCASION blue rain boots). He was launched out of a cannon in the midst of a Poop Wrestling match between Pope Francis and Uncle Free by Brother Peter Diamond (OSB). Diamond was noted to be saying "Poopula C Schlenton, go get 'em!". This was because the crowd was bored out of their mind, as Uncle Free still is reported to never have won a Poop Wrestling match in his life.

Poopula, though an inanimate piece of poop, is usually a victim of sexual harassment and rape. He can only be made in a lab by either Pope Francis, or one of the Benedictine monks at Most Holy Family Monastery.