Poopula C. Schlenton is a non sentient, yet able to move, piece of poop. Poopula C. was formed in a cannon along with some clothes from a bin (blue jeans, brown dress shoes and ON OCCASION blue rain boots). He was launched out of a cannon in the midst of a Poop Wrestling match between Pope Francis and Uncle Free by Brother Peter Diamond (OSB). Dimond was noted to be saying, "Poopula C Schlenton, go get 'em!". This was because the crowd was bored out of their mind, as Uncle Free still is reported to have never won a Poop Wrestling match in his life.

Poopula, though an inanimate piece of poop, is usually a victim of sexual harassment and rape. He can only be made in a lab by one of the Benedictine monks at Most Holy Family Monastery.

Poopula C. Schlenton is the first Schlenton, and is the model for all other Schlentons however, unlike other Schlentons, he's very clean, smells good, cannot attract disease and is safe to be around. Without him, no other Schlentons could exist. He is being stored in a vault in the Schlenton Factory. However, after the factory was blown up by King, he escaped and can produce Schlentons unregulated by himself. Scientists have noted that even a mere atom shed off of him can slowly grow into a Schlenton, however it will more than likely die in its growing stage. Most Schlentons come from discarded pieces of him the size of a pea, and grow to normal size in about 2 months. Oddly, it has been observed that only select pieces can turn into Schlentons, suggesting some external factor could be deciding whether that piece could turn into a Schlenton or not.

Poopula has a built in phone inside of him and randomly calls people, making loud and very obtrusive farting noises often during serious conversations. If someone attempts to block his number, Dimond absolutely loses it and sends Josh Denton to airstrike your house before being condemned to a few years in Time Prison.

He is the current ruler of the New World Schlenton, and is deemed a terrorist by Pope Francis, and is believed to be the cause of World War Schlenton.

He was moved to an interdimensional apartment building by Peter Dimond, protected by 500 attention seekers to keep him safe from The Thing.

Poopula is a veteran of the Second Papal-Bosnian War.