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Eugenio Pacelli, better known as Pius XII was the Pope from 1939 to 1958. During his pontificate, he nominated the Austro-Italian Archbishop Francis Habsburg zu Bergthal (now Pope Francis) a cardinal in 1953 as a result of his heroic deeds during the Franean War.
Pius XII during St. Hitlers WWII worked with Mussolini and Emperor Francis and personally blessed the armies fighting against the St. Hitler revolt.
After his death in 1958, Dr. Riccardo Galeazzi-Lisi, his person physician, was tasked with preparing his body. According to accounts, Galeazzi apparently for selling secrets of the Popes final agony and photos for "lucrative gain". During his embalming, he used a new type of embalming never used before, which caused his body to rapidly expand and decompose in a gruesome way. Don't believe us? Read here for proof, this actually happened and probably was a mockery of our last true Pope.
After this sickening discovery, Pope Francis upon his election sent Riccardo to be executed, and during his interrogation it was revealed it was a Novus Ordo plot to mock the last Pope, as they thought Francis wouldn't have been elected. They were wrong and since then Francis has taken up arms against the modernists.