Zhizhnobud

Zhizhnobud is a pencil with googly eyes, almost always seen with a crazy, pink and standing hairstyle. He cannot talk, see, move, or do anything that even Pope Siscis, or even a Schlenton for that matter could. He is not sentient at all, and cannot move. He is a miserable victim to rape and constant sexual harrassment from almost everyone. He is loved by Kosh, who is commonly seen as a "cuck" and "less favored" by Zhizhnobud.

Why do people do what they do to Zhizhnobud?

Zhizhnobud is usually seen as small, weak and pathetic to almost all. Sometimes, one could see a gang of schlentons raping him. Sometimes, you'll see him being passed around like a blunt at one of Pooniella Geedbeani's weed parties. You'll never see Zhizhnobud in a pleasant situation, simply because no one truly loves him. He is an object made for personal glory and pleasure. His googly eyes have to bear pains no other eyes could ever wanrr. Zhizhnobud is twisted, bent, played with, dropped, shaved, has his googly eyes GOUGED OUT, and is treated like a vegetable in a stir-fry. Zhizhnobud is arguably one of the least important characters, yet if he were alive, he would go through the worst of pains.

Why is Zhiznobud the way he is? What is he?

Zhizhnobud is a Crazy-Haired, Googly-eyed pencil (can also be a pen). He is almost never used to write, and his ink is drained like no other substance. If one could count the amount of times a new Zhiznobud was made, they would die from old age early on. He is a pen/pencil like no other. One could not run out of a supply of Zhizhnobuds as he isn't even alive.

What is Zhizhnobud's place in the role? What does he do?