ChristVille

ChristVille is a quint suburban town, located somewhere in Oklahoma. It best resembles a white picket fence, 1950s nuclear family small protestant town.

ChristVille was established in 1963 by Pastor John, and is the main city of Pastorism, as it features the MegaJohn. Living in ChristVille can be described as perhaps eery, as everyone there is overly friendly, all dress the same, and live in identical homes. It is safe to say ChristVille holds a dark secret. Ryan, a 13 year old boy who was sent to a mental hospital, gave a chilling account:

"Growing up in ChristVille we all swore obedience to being happy, to being Pastorist, and above all undying loyalty to Pastor John. We all had to go to the MegaJohn, and John had a bunch of VHS tapes we had to listen to, mostly just him rambling on about Catholics. Well, one day I asked why we listen to Pastor John and I guess my parents were kind to frame my death and send me to the mental hospital. You see, anyone who remotely critiques John is deemed a heretic, and they are taken in the middle of the night and shot."

We warn anyone to stay clear of Christville at any costs. Pope Francis has attempted to take the town, but all attempts have failed.