I Will Be Called Poop

I Will Be Called Poop is an autobiography of Hey written by the Chuckist priest of cheese Rev. Lawrence Elliot Chuckmore. It is also an apocalyptic text of events predicted in Chuckism while still being about John XXIII. It is what many Chuckists consider to be a terrifying prediction of the future, highlighting the fall of Trancis into the abyss of niggerhell and becoming a robot programmed by Uncle Free during the Annihilation of Mankind. It also prophesies an accidental murder of Pope Freencis by McSpatula as a ghost, which ties in with Dimond's prophecy to a certain extent. It also highlights Chuckley's conversion to Catholicism minutes before his death, crushing the Chuckist religion to a remnant at least on earth, while also criticizing the idea of a Final Pope prophecy as predicted in the End Times.