Elixirs 

An elixir is a digestible fluid with an extremely high level of radioactive sieverts (Sv), either in the form of a McDonald's Dirty Soda or a Monster Energy Drink. It is known to grant new magical powers or strengthen existing ones, such as increasing or decreasing diarrhea spray, turning your urine into your favorite color, and the grandest benefit of all: helping you achieve CHIM.