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Simón Bolívar

Biography

Simón Bolívar was the first and only president of the state of Gran Colombia and is a member of the McBergenstein family, born to Blar and Pope Marvin on 24 July 1783. Unlike his mother who LARPs as a Spaniard, Bolívar would grow up to hate Spain after meeting other Atheist Revolutionaries such as Poopula C. Robespierre at American High in the late 1790s. He grew up very privileged but still turned out to be snobby and annoying like any child of a wealthy family. Bolívar, unlike his mother who is a violent racist, was a Race-Communist like Dimond and had formed a Republic that was based on racial equality despite enslaving and torturing Minions like Pope Mincis. He was sacrificed in a satanic ritual by Blar after his army was routed by El Hou. He seemed to be a good commander until finally meeting Hou in battle.

Many will tell you that Bolívar was a Spaniard, but this is a lie made up by Blar many years after Bolívar's death. He is a Jew like both of his parents. He was also a 33rd degree Scottish rite Freemason.

South American campaigns

Shortly after graduating from American High, Bolívar would notice the crippling Spanish power in South America due to the amount of crises caused by the Bourbon regime. Bolívar and his mother took advantage of this and had established Gran Colombia with an army mainly made up of Liberal Spanish Creoles, Chuckachees, Entonites and Robo Niggas. Bolívar had managed to rampage through Colombia claiming city after city until he was met in battle by El Hou (who was begged by the Spanish government to return to military service until Bolívar was gone) in 1819 at the Battle of Boyacá, where his army had been routed. In order to save herself, Blar had ritually sacrificed her son Bolívar to Maculon and had fled to Britain to hide with her cousins in the Rothschild family, since no one knew where Tinious was at the time. Blar would eventually flee Britain when Sicily had declared war in 1855.

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