Chode Judevukula

Chode Judevukula, also known as Israel's "Right Hand Xe/Xer" is Israel's greatest defender and soldier. Judevukula demands that you respect his pronouns, and if you don't... oh boy... let's just say you picked a fight you cannot win. If you disrespect xer pronouns, be prepared to have your head on a stick. Judevukula can also be seen in his little saucer, also known the as the jew-f-o. Beware of his supersonic speakers that xe plays tiktoks on while xe sleeps. The speaker can be heard from Antarctica when put at full blast. In his leisure time, Judevukula also enjoys expired diet soda. Since aspartame is found in tomatoes, Judevukula believes xe can have as much soda as xe wants. One notable piece of information about xer, is that xe is a man of god, and does not indulge in lustful activities. We all truly aspire to be like xer, and one day hope to be as enlightened as xer. Mcdonald's once a day is the usual diet for xer, but some days may have two servings of the popular meals they sell there. Please note that xe thinks that he has finished calculus, despite only taking pre-calc. We do not tell Judevukula about this information, as the last person who told him that pre-calc was not the same as calculus got an explosive-device detonated inside his rectal cavity. Only man that Judevukula fears is The Don. Sometimes in the jew-f-o, he pops in a movie via his dvd player. He chooses between a denton flick, or watching Solo Leveling, AKA, Israel's very own IDF anime. If Judevukula is feeling frisky, then he may just pop in his soft-core porn. Please note that Judevukula has a girlfriend, her name is Gruela Bokaj. Refer to the image on the left to see his girlfriend in all of her beauty. 

(Editor's Note, Gruela is pronounced groo-el-uh, and Bokaj is pronounce Byō-kai)