Francis Marriage

After time travelling a bit by himself, the bishop Francis Habsburg Bergoglio (now Pope Francis) would go with his secret mistress Il Poo, a Sicilian Spanish line Habsburg, to get married in a secret marriage held in 1875 at St. Stephen's cathedral in Vienna. After a fun honeymoon in Sicily, Germany, and TinyTown, he would return home in his time machine with his newly-wed wife back to the present day. It is a fun fact that while they were in TinyTown, Francis would accuse random snails for looking up his wife's dress, where he would then stomp on them, and stomp on the police coming after him (they were also snails). He also would be the main ignition for the 1905 Crackateer Revolts after Il Poo convinced the humans about the tyranny under the snails and Tinii.

Francis would time travel alot with Il Poo, going to fight in the Thirty Years Francis, watching Poopula C. Time Lord (A Mystical Schlenton) create the moon millions of years ago, and watching his father, Emperor Karl, standing beside his mother giving birth to him.

However, after a secret affair with Detmold, his feelings with Il Poo dropped, and almost every night he had to hide Radioshack under the bed so Il Poo wouldn't find him. This would go on for months until Poopula C. Attention Seeker would take him to the Islanders Schlentonist Confederacy, where he would live as a fearsome pirate.

Francis was devastated, but now after some time of thinking, he loved his former wife again and avowed to never have another mistress ever again, which is now also nullified as Francis has ended the marriage and has excommunicated Il Poo from the Catholic church.