Il Poo

Il Poo was born in Westphalia, Germany in the year 2009 to the Sicilian Habsburg noble Joseph Goebbels, son of King Felipe IV "The Planet King" of Spain, known as Craigslist Barflihan. After Hitler (Grampee) left to time travel away and left the Reich after he stopped having fun, the timeline broke and Goebbels was left with a decision by Brother Peter Dimond, either die or live in Sicily. Goebbels would then let Il Poo, the most Sicilian woman on the planet and the only actual woman in the lore who isn't a futa or tranny (like Pope Trancis) would go on to marry Michael Magsamen (Now a CUCK AND A WHORE FOR THE SAGGY), who would later be known as DD, or Meeg Turg by his uncle Docta Mista Hou. After il poo was "consensually" married she would birth out a few of DDs sons, such as Dil Doo and Cube-Cube (a Cube shaped object with DDs face on four sides. He was eaten by Pope Chuckley along with Dil Doo not even a year after they were born). While DD was coming home from looking for Il Poo at the famous restaurant "Pat O' Briens", he would later find Pope Francis railing her on his bed. After watching like a CUCK AND A LITTLE WHORE OF A PIECE OF POOP he would be forced by Francis to file for annulment, where Pope Francis kept il poo as a concubine. It should also be noted that Il Poo would get a successful job running the V.O.C during the Thirty Years Francis and would later live in Japan and then the Habsburg Netherlands for a time before returning to Sicily to settle down with DD for a while (Before Pope Francis). It should also be noted that she has two forms. A cartoon Mymy form (Mymy is not japanese but a pure ethnic SICILIAN) and a human form who is also Sicilian. They are both known as Il Poo, and the context of her appearance is dependent on whatever context that Pope Francis and Brother Dimond would want it to be.