The MegaJohn

The MegaJohn was constructed by Pastor John and Pastor Bob in the late 1990s, in the town of ChristVille. The MegaJohn can hold thousands of people at a time, and most often is sermoned by Pastor John himself, although other Pastors and Ministers have performed sermons.

There are several megachurches, but the MegaJohn is the largest, and is where Pastor John typically holds the most sermons and parties

After each Pastorist sermon, the MegaJohn can be converted to the MegaFlohn, which allows for satanic black mass rituals.

Several attempts by Pope Francis nearly destroyed the MegaJohn, and often times firefights between Catholics and Pastorists break out, but the MegaJohn is still currently operational