Eitknee

Aliases: Shitknee, Gordon Shitknee, The Gordon Shitknee, Gordon Eitknee, The Gordon Eitknee

The Gordon Eitknee (pronounced eeyit-knee) is one of the most powerful characters in lore, and could potentially become a grave danger to Francis. Eitknee is based off of one man, Gordon Shitknee, who grew extremely powerful, and whether he is a mortal human like us is unknown. Shitknee would eventually open a Taco Bell and underground built a massive factory, building a cloning facility which houses 7 quintillion Eitknee clones, as pictured.

Eitknees have a literal hind mind, because the original Shitknee sees and can control each and every eitknee individually, all at the same time. Imagine having a conscience and control of 45 quintillion people at the same time, and you can control each one's actions and see the vision of each one at the same time as everyone else.  Eitknees are also immortal, and cannot die by any conventional means, unless they are shot in their knee, which is where all their organs are kept, and is well protected and armored, making killing an Eitknee nearly impossible.

Shitknee conquered all of Mylls street and later Saint Clair Shores entirely, renaming it to the Saint Clair Eitknee, or the Saint Clair Shores Hood. Blossom Heath, the famous spot, became a massive fortification and the pinnacle of Eitknee civilization. The Eagle Point Aristocracy led by the King of the Cornies maintained a tight hold and endured a long siege, eventually succumbing and being executed by Shitknee himself. Eitknee also harbored a known Communist, Kosh, and supposedly maintained great relations with him, exchanging protection for communist approval. However, this treaty was burned and Eitknee had Kosh exiled months before the downfall of the SCSH. 

After King was thawed out, they realized they were both almost unkillable and made an alliance, conquering the world until Francis found Kings weakness and killed King. Eitknee was spared, and eventually Francis was at the door of SCS. Francis did not want to have a long war with the Eitknees, and eventually an armistice was signed, allowing Eitknee to rule East Harper and Mylls street, in exchange for Francis continued support. Francis eventually renamed SCS to Poop Blar Eitknee.

Fun Fact: King and Eitknee used to be the most powerful people in lore, with extremely high power, so much in fact that Eitknee and King, if they got into a minor disagreement, would have to spend thousands of years playing poker in order not to end the universe. Even then, the height of Kings power is nowhere close to the pure, chaotic power of Francis.