Church of John

The Church of John is the secretive organization that all Pastors, Ministers, and Flohns belong to. They run the different sects of Pastorism and decide on different topics. Very little is known about them, but it is assumed that Pastor John leads the church of john, and directs his subordinates. When asked whether this resembles a unified Catholic religion, John said this:

"Well. No. Lemme explain why. Them Cath-o-licks are EEEEEEVILLL and are not real christians, because only the PASTORISTS are and, well. Thats just facts. Now, youre asking me too many questions about my religion, goodbye."

Pastor John seems to have meetings every other month, and meet in the MegaJohn or in Lakeside Community John.