Chode Marvukula

Chode Marvukula, He is an Albanian protestant grunt sometimes referred to as brute. His brain has been deteriorating and shrinking since he was born. He is convinced he finished calculus even though he only took pre-calc. He claims Iraq is in Europe and doesn't know any real world situations (out of sight out of mind).  He says AIDS is a gender-fluid and has very severe ADHD and autism. He is a zoophile and masturbates to furries, he claims he is attractive since he is tall. but he stalks children on "Da Hood" a child's game on Roblox.com. He says he will have a "Bird Sanctuary" God only knows what he will do to these animals; he has obsessive psychosis over animals and gets "zinged" when he sees an animal, previously babysat a dog named "Lee" for a few days, his father had to kill the dog to stop Lee's owner from finding out what his perverted son did to the poor thing. He also fed Lee skittles and diet soda, and had no clue why the dog was in pain since it's all him and his sub-human brothers consume with no problem at all. His only intake of fluids is through diet soda, he claims its healthy for him since its zero calories and says regular soda is exactly as unhealthy, he doesn't know what empty calories and processed nutrients are, he says aspartame is healthy since its  a chemical found in tomatoes, which are turned into an ultra-processed ingredient in his diet soda, (which he has no knowledge of and is convinced he is consuming a natural healthy substance found in nature). His Albanian heritage is another reason for his mental and physical defects. He once said his father was a trucker but later he recanted what he said and now claims he has a weed business, many witnesses came forward and claimed his fathers weed business barely lasted 3 months. I would call him a pathological liar but he is just so unintelligently stupid literally every single word he says should be taken with a grain of salt, meaning if he ever contradicts himself, its safe to say he didn't lie on purpose he is just that of a stupid moron he forgot what he said in the first place, if you bring it up with him he will swear on his protestant god that you are wrong and he is right. 

P.S Chode Marvukula is a prime definite example of the Dunning-Kruger effect as shown in the image queue.