Pope Francis I

Aliases: The Pope Francis, Fran, Frolo, The Pope Who Likes Poop, The Very Cool Pope, The People's Pope

Pope Francis is the official head of the Catholic Church and the 263rd Pope. He is known to many as "The Latin Francis".

Francis had started as a man who enjoyed having tea time with people, married Pooniella Geedbeani, who had the entirety of Bikini Bottom within her, later divorcing the Pope. Later, Francis would have a duel with his former best friend, Pope Chuckley or John XXIII on the planet of Mustaflabe, causing Fran to be cut in half. He was rescued by former Chancellor Benedict XVI of the Republic, now Pope Maculon, who put Fran in the Darth Francis suit, naming him heir to the Intergalactic Pseudo-Papal Hyperspace Holy Roman Franpire. Chuckley and Francis are now good friends again and are in the Frannenwaffen.

As the Pope, Francis had been elected in 1958 shortly after the death of Pius XII, and the short-lived Pontificate of Pope Chuckley (John XXIII), commonly known as Chuck E. Cheese. Francis today is known for being a Traditional Pope and has been a known defender of Catholic tradition, notably the Tridentine Mass. Pope Francis is also known for being a total degenerate, notably calling himself "The Pope who loves Poop". He is an open poop fetishist and is known commonly for his enjoyment of rape, murder and other sorts of debauchery. The Pope is a proud displayer of his 7 foot long penis, known as the Saggy Francis. He is commonly known for his covetousness and what many would describe as Dreadcis.

Pope Francis has been a cleric now for nearly 600 years. Though born in 1937, he had access to Adolf Gloopius Hitler's time machine and was ordained a priest in 1488 AD. Francis had spent a long time in Austrian service, notably as Archbishop of Vienna and Holy Roman Emperor and Supreme Commander of the army of the Holy Roman Empire. He is commonly known as the last Roman Emperor.

Francis was finally named a Cardinal by Pope Pius XII in 1956 for his heroic actions during the Korean War, known as the Franean War. 2 years after, Francis had been elected Pope shortly after bribing McCheese (Chuckley) and has been the Pope since October 1958. Francis had led the Holy Roman Empire and the Papal States against Tiny Town in the Vietflabe war shortly after.

Francis is known to many as "The People's Pope" due to him shooting down Antipope Paul VI's Second Vatican Council (not to be confused with the 1984 Chuckist Second Vatican Council of Pope Chuckley).

Francis is known for his many variants, listed on the website.

Francis claims that ideas, concepts, sentences and even individual words can impregnate him, usually in his brain. Francis also has said that he "has schlentons running around in his brain and must go into his brain to find them". Francis can also apparently morph time and space to his will, and no physical boundaries or laws can restrict him.

According to Brother Peter Dimond O.S.B, Pope Francis will be the one of the last Roman Emperor before the Novus Ordo abolishes the position and re-establishes the counterfeit church, under the Type IV Novus Ordo, who has not yet been named. Demarion after the 3 minute pontificate and later death of McLoser, will become Pope, and will end the Novus Ordo and be the final Pope before the endtimes.

Pope Francis waving to a crowd in a procession, 2014

The Francis Pontificate

Francis Habsburg Bergoglio was elected in the second Papal Conclave after 1958, shortly after the resignation of Pope John XXIII after only 6 days. As Pope, Francis had simply taken his own name. Franciscus. In comparison to the Pontificate of Pope Pius XII, Francis had swiftly dealt with the Modernist Cardinals in the Vatican who had tried to aid the Archbishop of Milan, Grem Grems (Now Antipope Paul VI) in his war against the Traditional Catholics. Francis had all of these men laicized, with some of them being executed.

During his Pontificate, Francis has been a major patron of renaissance and baroque arts in Italy, along with music. Francis has also shown these influences in his vestments and Latin Francises, with one being pictured on the left.

Shortly after his coronation, Pope Francis had told all that "I am the Pope who likes to eat and rape my own poop!". The world was truly shocked, yet many had still held their appreciation for Francis.

Francis is the first Pope to spend extensive time out of Italy, notably for his countless wars, diplomatic agreements, affairs, and of course, Poop Wrestling. Pope Francis is known to be the greatest Poop Wrestler known to man due to his sheer skill, agility, speed and technique. He has been accused of cheating, but these false-accusers usually end up missing somewhere.

Francis has been known for his violent and extreme positions, notably towards religious dialogue, ecumenism, salvation outside the Church, etc. According to an L'Osservatore Romano report from 1960, Francis had stated, "The teachings of the Church are unchanging and to remain the same. These infiltrators trying to hold Vatican II are just faggots who hate the Pope."

Cardinal Alfredo Ottaviani placing the Papal Tiara on the head of Pope Francis, 1958

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